if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
she peed on how many people?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
