i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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