Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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you inspire me to be a worse person
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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