Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
