If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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