he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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