you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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