Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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