I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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