My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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