he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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