I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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