so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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