the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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