Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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