I wanna eat
then eat your cupcake
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me