You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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