so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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