just come out here and I will go home with you...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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