For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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