Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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