I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Please don't give away my fajitas
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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