we have officially lost it.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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