I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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