i would punch a child for taco bell
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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