u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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