I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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