You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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