you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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