physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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