Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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