Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Randomize
