we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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