i wish my penis had a tongue
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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