Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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