sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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