Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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