Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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