Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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