I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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