i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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