It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
zippers are such a cool invention
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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