I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
