BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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