It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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