I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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