is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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