he shaved USA in his pubs
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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