i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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