WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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