i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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