At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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