Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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