So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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