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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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