it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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