Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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